Wednesday, December 05, 2007

Yoga Students - The Shirtless One

The Shirtless One is the bane of Yoga students and teachers alike. This dreaded student is naturally a male. With the first drop of swear, they will whip their shirt off. They will think that they are great specimens of the human body. Whoever has the misfortune of being behind of next to the Shirtless One will be subjected to a sweaty and hairy back for the entire class. Quickly move away if you recognize a Shirtless One has entered the class.

Inner Dialog: We really don't know what the Shirtless one is thinking but you will join the rest of the class in pleading collectively, "Please don't take your shirt off, please don't... pretty please, don’t take your shirt off…"; but of course he does...