Wednesday, February 01, 2012
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Thursday, January 26, 2012
My Third Eye Itches is hiring interns
My Third Eye Itches, the premiere yoga website and prime leader in online yoga consciousness and retrocognition, is looking for interns with bicoastal and bipolar tendencies, who will work in various capacities to help maintain the MTEI website and blog on it's march to Universal Yoga Dawgnation.
In this internship, you will learn how to manipulate and exploit social media as well as becoming familiar with advanced internet techniques such as blog stalking, website scrubbing, phishing, spamming, phone cramming and Nigerian 419 programs (it is useful if you are able to speak and understand Nigerian as you will be in constant contact with other hard working interns at our world headquarters in Lagos, Nigeria).
Daily duties will include: gleaning sexually themed yoga images and content from other sites and blogs to repost on the MTEI website as well as writing sarcastic and caustic replies to comments left by readers on the MTEI blog. Other duties will include packing and shipping t-shirts as well as opening Alpo cans at various times throughout the day.
A key responsibility of this internship will be to deflect calls and inquires from various law firms, law enforcement agencies and individuals regarding charges against My Third Eye Itches for plagiarism, fraud, copyright violations and questionable (and possibly illegal) content.
Though we rely primarily on the use of computers for most of our operations, any previous knowledge and use of clandestine drop points, pack-dogs, carrier pigeons, trained seals, dancing monkeys or unicorn riding leprechauns is highly desirable. Special consideration will be given to interns with generous trust funds and whose parents can contribute financially to My Third Eye Itches. Though the ability to speak and write proper English is not required for this internship, you will be given top priority if you are fluent in New Age, are able to communicate with extraterrestrials, can tame poltergeists or are clairvoyant.
By the end of this internship you will be proficient in excessive exaggerations, far-out fumblings, freaky fantasies and an extended ego. Even though our interns are unpaid, they have been known to go on to promising careers as circus performers and carnival barkers. Perks of this internship include:
1. Sampling swag from dog food companies
2. A daily séance with deceased yoga masters
3. Nude partner yoga sessions with those who have previously shown up on corporate videos for high end yoga spas
Note: An advanced degree in a martial art is helpful in navigating the neighborhood where the MTEI office is located.
Send cover letter and application with an international money order for $123.99 US (for processing) to:
YogaDawg Productions
Postal Drop 419
Ebola Okei-Dokei Street
Lagos, NIGERIA
Our beautiful offices in Camden, NJ
Find your work potential in our light and airy work spaces
You will be in constant contact with our world headquarters.
In this internship, you will learn how to manipulate and exploit social media as well as becoming familiar with advanced internet techniques such as blog stalking, website scrubbing, phishing, spamming, phone cramming and Nigerian 419 programs (it is useful if you are able to speak and understand Nigerian as you will be in constant contact with other hard working interns at our world headquarters in Lagos, Nigeria).
Daily duties will include: gleaning sexually themed yoga images and content from other sites and blogs to repost on the MTEI website as well as writing sarcastic and caustic replies to comments left by readers on the MTEI blog. Other duties will include packing and shipping t-shirts as well as opening Alpo cans at various times throughout the day.
A key responsibility of this internship will be to deflect calls and inquires from various law firms, law enforcement agencies and individuals regarding charges against My Third Eye Itches for plagiarism, fraud, copyright violations and questionable (and possibly illegal) content.
Though we rely primarily on the use of computers for most of our operations, any previous knowledge and use of clandestine drop points, pack-dogs, carrier pigeons, trained seals, dancing monkeys or unicorn riding leprechauns is highly desirable. Special consideration will be given to interns with generous trust funds and whose parents can contribute financially to My Third Eye Itches. Though the ability to speak and write proper English is not required for this internship, you will be given top priority if you are fluent in New Age, are able to communicate with extraterrestrials, can tame poltergeists or are clairvoyant.
By the end of this internship you will be proficient in excessive exaggerations, far-out fumblings, freaky fantasies and an extended ego. Even though our interns are unpaid, they have been known to go on to promising careers as circus performers and carnival barkers. Perks of this internship include:
1. Sampling swag from dog food companies
2. A daily séance with deceased yoga masters
3. Nude partner yoga sessions with those who have previously shown up on corporate videos for high end yoga spas
Note: An advanced degree in a martial art is helpful in navigating the neighborhood where the MTEI office is located.
Send cover letter and application with an international money order for $123.99 US (for processing) to:
YogaDawg Productions
Postal Drop 419
Ebola Okei-Dokei Street
Lagos, NIGERIA
Our beautiful offices in Camden, NJ
Find your work potential in our light and airy work spaces
You will be in constant contact with our world headquarters.
Wednesday, January 25, 2012
No, no, no...please don't make me do it...oh god...I think I just posted it....
Okay, everyone in the yoga world has posted this, so f' it...But I did want to make you aware of Michael Stusser's previous yoga writing that I previewed before... so here it is and make sure you click on the links below to check out his yoga writing.
The yoga writing of Michael Stusser (I'm experiencing bandwidth overload on the YogaDawg site at the moment, but keep checking in)
Thanks to YogaDork for finding
The yoga writing of Michael Stusser (I'm experiencing bandwidth overload on the YogaDawg site at the moment, but keep checking in)
Thanks to YogaDork for finding
Tuesday, January 24, 2012
It was a very good couple of days in DC if you dig jazz...
First up at the Bohemian Caverns, Jimmy Cobb's birthday bash gig with pianist George Cabels, Tenor saxophonist Javon Jackson and bassist John Webber.
More about the Cobb gig from the Washington Post
And if that wasn't awesome in itself, Bradford Marsalis and Joey Calderazzo showed up in a duo at a local community college. Paul Carr also sat in for the last piece...jazz doesn't get any better then this!
More about the Cobb gig from the Washington Post
And if that wasn't awesome in itself, Bradford Marsalis and Joey Calderazzo showed up in a duo at a local community college. Paul Carr also sat in for the last piece...jazz doesn't get any better then this!
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