Dear Fellow YogaDawgs and Loyal Readers,
In an attempt to overhaul and improve the usability and usefulness of the YogaDawg websites, our staff along with offshore Vedic web designers and Feng Shui web masters, have put together this survey to help us in that quest. Please complete this short survey form.
Please tell us a little about yourself by circling the most appropriate answer that would best describe you in the following statements:
1. I am a yoga star. When faced with mere yoga poses, I tend to levitate in the air.
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2. I just look at the pictures on the website because I don’t get any of this YogaDawg stuff.
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3. I like to practice yoga in public places. The thing is that I do this naked. After being arrested so many times, I’m starting to think there is something wrong with this picture.
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4. I do Zumba so I have no idea why I am answering these questions. How the hell did I get here?
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5. When doing yoga, I am transported to the planet Zeeza and begin to make funny clicking sounds. Other people in the class look at me funny.
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6. R is out of town making another yoga video. YogaDawg, please call me, I’m lonely…C
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7. What’s with the squat toilets in India? That’s so gross!!
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8. When I laugh I start sneezing.
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9. My bodacious booty in class causes a lot of attention during downdog*
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10. I am a poodle
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* Enclose photo of your downdog with survey
Now please circle the best response to the following statements regarding the YogaDawg website to help us determine how to be more useful to you and your yoga.
1. I mention your site to hot yoginis in class and they all want to do partner poses with me...naked...in a hot yoga class...
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2. My yoga teachers warned me about the YogaDawg web site and pleaded with me to stay away from it but I did not listen. Now all I want to do is Pilates. I want to regain my yoga innocence back.
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3. I have developed warts, acid indigestion, and trapped wind since visiting the YogaDawg site.
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4. When I visit you site, I feel dirty and used. I feel I need to shower immediately afterwards.
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5. The site sux, ain’t funny, is really gay, stupid, and I want to kill you.
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6. Usually I visit the site with friends and family members while we sit on yoga mats. I notice that my mat smells kind of funky afterwards.
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7. The YogaDawg website turned me into an angry leprechaun.
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8. Pleeze, no Ingelish. I no undastanda u.
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9. While browsing your site, I laughed so hard that I accidently knocked the computer out the window and it was smashed to smithereens. Can you buy me another one since you are responsible for this mess?
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10. When I see a picture of YogaDawg I have an urge to pee on the keyboard. Did I mention that I’m a poodle?
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When completed, mail form along with an international money order of $39.95 to:
YogaDawg Productions
Postal Drop 419
Ebola Okei-Dokei Street
Lagos, NIGERIA
