The ultimate in services await you at the YogaDawg Yoga Studios.
Water divining
Molybdomancy
Aura balancing
Aeromancy
Tarot reading
Trepanation
Sanskrit translation services
Myomancy
Crop circle interpretation
Anthropomancy
Alien abductees counseling
Causimomancy
Ear candling
Speleotherapy
Renal/rectal philology
Empyromancy
Dowsing
Colonic cleansing
Scatoscopy
Craniosacral therapy
Extispicium
Reading Tea Leaves
Tring-ba
Vedic Astrology
Uromancy
Clairvoyance
Geloscopy
Snake handling
Oh, and yoga, but never pranayama, Sanskrit or that pesky meditation stuff
