Thursday, May 31, 2012

Bikches - The Bikram Yoga CD

Includes the mega hit, "Don't Throw Up On The Carpet (It's New)

Other songs that will get your sweat on:

100 kiloton yoga balls

Bring in the American yoga clowns

What are they eating for breakfast on Jupiter

I am the yoga gangster

 The Iyengar Santa Monica sex shop rap

Don’t commit suicide…I’ll sleep with you

I'm bullet proof, waterproof, wind proof, money proof, sex proof, emotion proof, stress proof, strength proof

When in America, copyright and trademark.

Why are your legs spread?

Send $110 international money order to:

YogaDawg Productions
Postal Drop 419 
Ebola Okei-Dokei Street

Thanks to Lo the Yogini for the title and for being the most creative yoga blogger on the web