...this is what I will offer because yoga by itself is so last 3,000 years:
Water divining
Molybdomancy
Aura balancing
Aeromancy
Tarot reading
Trepanation
Sanskrit translation services
Myomancy
Crop circle interpretation
Unicorn studies
Anthropomancy
Alien abductees counseling
Causimomancy
Ear candling
Speleotherapy
Renal/rectal philology
Empyromancy
Dowsing
Colonic cleansing
Scatoscopy
Craniosacral therapy
Extispicium
Tea Leaf Reading
Tring-ba
Leprechaun tossing
Uromancy
Clairvoyance
Geloscopy
Snake handling
Shamanic Journey
A Sense of Humor
