Yoga Blog - Guest Blogger - The Day After

Editors Note: Ummmm...please excuse our mess. It appears that the famous Yogini, Lip-gloss Yoga, has disappeared before our very eyes. There have been unconfirmed reports from Yogis shopping at the GreatTranscendentalYoga SuperStore of seeing an apparition of her riding naked on a white horse through the aisles.

As we don't think Lip-gloss will ever be seen again in this life form, please enjoy this last recorded work of hers narrating the documentary, "Who is YogaDawg".

Yoga Blogs - Guest Blogger - Day 21

ahhhh, zzzezze, blaba balaba bislga...bilsabub..I'm barinbujm bill the sailor...glub..OMG..WTF..wowie-zowie..simga-29 ..7-11...zeep...me and my cat are melting into the great transcendental void...farma..yicky-samba...inot scantanba...dobbie boobie doo...zing..bing...bbbbllllinggg, ring-a-ring ding ding.....

Yoga Blogs - Guest Blogger - Day 19

Okay everyone...I'm writing you from the planet Zoid today...I don't know how I ended up here but it is really something...everything look kind of like strawberry taffy. yum! I'm like licking everything here...this pink planet is so cute girls..I have to post some pix...it's hard to capture without my brains strewn throughout. Now where did I put my rock incense....

Yoga Blogs - Guest Blogger - Day 17

I don't know what is happening to me...like I think I want to be a wandering naked Sadhu...I'm not even sure what that is...it's like i'm so in the present moment. SO who needs Yoga..hee hee, only kidding.Sometimes my mind is constantly planning what to do next. So girls, I made a decision today to go live in the GreatTranscendentalYoga Superstore. This way I won't have to live in anticipation of what I will buy next. Don't you think I'm smart? Oh damn, I'm disappearing again.....Like OMG!!!! I'm like becoming one with my cat..............

Yoga Blogs - Guest Blogger - Day 15

Yummie, this Yoga Juice is really goooooodddd...The picutes in this Kama Sutra book are getting me hhhhooooootttttt...I didn't know people could do that.....I need to take my clothes off...I'm getting rrreeeaalllyyy hhhhhhhhhhhoooooooooooootttttttt...where's my viiibbbbraaaaaaaaaatoor..oohhhh...hic... .xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxooooooooooooooooooooooo ..ooohhhh- yyyyeeeaaaaaahhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!

Yoga Blogs - Guest Blogger - Day 13

...Ahh...like this is so weird... my cats are levitating...and disappearing through a hole in the ceiling....I'm not sure what this book is about that the hippy next door left off, but I like licking the pages.....the colors, the colors...I'm melting into a waxy pool...........Holy Crap, my cats are back and they are glowing like the bejeezzees.....

Yoga Blog - Guest Blogger Day 11

Those mushrooms were yummy. This is so strange..the wall are starting to melt...i think I'll wash my hair..now where the hell did I put my head...shit I think I'll light a lovely scented candle..damn, now I forgot where I put my hands...I really have to read another page of "My Third Eye Itches - A Yoga Guide" (I'm up to page 9 and am tearing though this most profound and enlightening book)... am listening to Das somebody (did you notice that all Yoga CDs are by someone with Das in their name. I wonder if they are all make by the same person, hee hee hee)...I think I'll do a high colonic....Oh damn, now where did I put my ass?????

Yoga Blogs - Guest Blogger - Day 9

I'm like 28 today. Like, OMG!! It's amazing how quickly the time passes. I know if sounds so cliché, but it truly does feel like just yesterday that I started yoga and ....damn this tea is good...I wonder how it would taste if added some that herb the Hippie Next Door gave me.... girlfriends from high school and spent the money my parents gave me to go to college, on yoga clothes....wheeee, I don't know what I'm writing about... Life is filled with so many lessons, experiences, joys, and triumphs...what the hell am I talking about..oh yeah, to celebrate my birthday, I got dressed up in my best pink yoga bottoms and my Eco Haven yoga top, my Yoga hat, the one with the adorable sprigs of incense sticking out of the top and went to my yoga class. A girl's got to feel pretty, right? God damn, this tea is good..I have so many thoughts to share on this special day but I'd like to focus on a list of 28 things that I will do on the day after my birthday:

1. Paint my toenails pink

2. Do some yoga

3. Go to the GreatTranscendentalYoga Superstore

...umm, well I really can't think of anything else right now, but check back later when I put my thinking cap on...

P.S. There are these cute lines that are forming around my cats when I look at them. I didn't know cats could do that....

Yoga Blog - Guest Blogger - Day 7

Yesterday I had a deliriously wonderful afternoon at the GreatTranscendentalYoga Superstore. They were showing all these cute yoga clothes from hot, new yoga designers. It was so fab. They let us shoppers nibbled on some kind of Yoga food. It looked a little like dried cow dung, but it was kind of good even though it looked icky. I bought some to take home and used some of the herbs that the Hippie Next Door gave me...I was like, feeling so good and started flying around like those crazy cats the other day...., than I spent the evening organizing my condo as I didn't know where I was going to put all the yoga stuff I bought today. But I just started and six hours later, I was able to cram the new stuff in places I didn't know existed. The rewards are HUGE because now I have these cool piles of yoga stuff towering over me. I am losing a lot of floor space though. Tah tah for now. Damn I wish I had some brownies...xoxo

Yoga Blogs - Yoga Blogger - Day 5

YogaDawg left me this cute book. It's called "My Third Eye Itches - A Yogic Guide". I skimmed through it as I don't have much time to read. I am so busy shopping for all these yummy Yoga things that who has time to read. Anyway it turns out the guy next door IS a hippie..I still don't like hippies but that is so un-PC of me isn't it girls, oh well, hee hee hee, I am so bad...but I love the brownies he left at my door...anyway I was going to take a yoga class today but I'm feeling really spacey for some reason...anyway what was I talking about? I forget, but anyway I got to get that brownie recipie..I guess I should end this post by telling you that the Yoga language has so many cool words, Yoga, mat, Om, lip-gloss...only kidding about lip-gloss, wanted to see if you were still awake..I think I need a nap...by the way, I know this is strange, but I think my cats are looking a bit strange to me. Isn't that weird?

Yoga Blog - Guest Blogger Day 3

I bought a new pink yoga mat today. It is sooooo swanky. I used to have a lavender yoga mat, but kept losing it in the Yoga studio where I go for my Yoga class because everything there is lavender. I don't think anyone minded that I had a pink yoga mat. But you never know because some of those girls there can be real bitches at the studio. They call it the Lavender Palace...isn't that so cute! Yum, by the way these brownies from the Hippie Next Door are really good...There is an old saying, "when one door closes, another one opens". I'm not sure what that means exactly but will say that if the Yoga bitches give me a hard time then they are just real poops and who cares about them anyway...wow, I'm feeling really good...something about these brownies... So anyway girls, do something daring and get your self a pink yoga mat like mine. You know I got it at the GreatTranscendentalYoga Superstore. It is so yogic there. They will let you try on different shades of lip-gloss or sample the cosmetics. They have the cutest collection of bobble heads. I'm not sure who they were supposed to be, but they have the fabest loin cloths. I think one was called Patanjali....damn, I'm really hungry all of a sudden....

Yoga Blog - Guest Blogger - Day 1

Hi everyone, I guess I should begin by telling you a little bit about myself. I love Yoga and I also love my lip-gloss, my iPod and my fave yoga togs and cute yoga shoes and things. I like yoga clothes a lot, especially those from the GreatTranscendentalYoga Superstore. The men there are so cute even though I think a lot of them are gay..not that's there anything wrong with that..hee hee hee. Anyway, it doesn't matter to me. I just love my lavender leopard print yoga mat. It matches the lavender, leopard print walls in my condo. I have 7 cats. I named them after the chakras even though I have trouble remembering which cat is which and can't pronounce the name of those Chakras anyway. But that doesn't matter because they are so cute. I put a cute picture of one of my kitties below. I love myself and think I am exciting and funny. What I don't love is that stinky older guy across the condo from me. He keeps calling the condo association on me claiming my condo smells like cat pee. I think he is an old hippy...not that there is anything wrong with that..hee hee hee. I love pink nail polish. I love pink lip-gloss. Did I mention that already? I am funny and exciting. I love to shop at the GreatTranscendentalYoga Superstore. I think I mentioned that already. xoxo

Yoga Blog - Introduction of Guest Blogger

Note: While YogaDawg is taking a well deserved vacation from blogging, the famous Yogini, Lip-Gloss Yoga, will be guest blogger. Please welcome her and her most profound insights into Yoga and life.