YogaDawg, the leader in Karma Management techniques is pleased to announce a new program that is helping people live happier lives by managing their Karmic Klutter tm
Are you experiencing bad luck, misfortune and personal suffering in your life? Do you feel sad, scattered, listless with a lack of energy? Are your antidepressants failing you? Well, you may have Karmic Klutter Syndrome (KKS) and not even know it.
SIGNS AND SYMPTOMS
Sufferers of KKS report symptoms such as welts, dry heaves, piles, unexplained weeping, sneezing, wheezing , halitosis, lumps, bumps, the frumps, dry humps, dumb looks, dumb luck, plantar warts, the willies, the nillies and the heebie-jeebies.
This condition is nothing to be ashamed of. Millions of everyday, ordinary people, just like yourself experience KKS. Unfortunately, they let the condition go on and on, sometimes for hundreds of lifetimes. We at the YogaDawg Karmic Klutter Research Center (YKKRC) know that one does not need to suffer this fate.
It is now possible to reduce Karmic Klutter tm, sometimes in as little as two weeks. Our remarkable staff of Karmic Kounselors tm has proved remarkable successful in clearing Karmic Klutter tm from our clients to help them achieve a true Klutter-Free Karmic tm existence.
Our staff is always on call
Find more help here on Karmic Klutter Syndrome
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8 comments:
Just a question : where do you find the time to think and write down all this material. Do you sleep ?
I need 8 hours of sleep and I can't even find the time to twitter!
It's all my yoga training...:) Actually I write ideas down and let them percolate. Once the idea takes, writing it down is pretty quick. It's spelling that trips me up and takes all the time. Thanks for asking.
Oh man! Is there a YogaDawg Karmic Klutter Research Center outpost in Australia? I could *so* use those decluttering services for my karma! And my house :)
Oh god, Yogadawg, I've god some bad news...
YOGA DOGS.
0v0 - That's my brother Fred on that calendar...:)
Svasti - Coming soon to a country near you!
This is great. I'm fine, but I'm going to send all my friends to the Karmic Clutter Center.
My favorite part is you creative list of ailments: "welts, dry heaves, piles, unexplained weeping, sneezing, wheezing , halitosis, lumps, bumps, the frumps, dry humps, dumb looks, dumb luck, plantar warts, the willies, the nillies and the heebie-jeebies."
Who hasn't suffered from all those things at one point or another in their lives?
Bob Weisenberg
YogaDemystified.com
Just a question : where do you find the time to think and write down all this material. Do you sleep ?
I need 8 hours of sleep and I can't even find the time to twitter!
hi YogaDawg
i love the pictures. i caught a monk in D&G sandals. another, too far from me to photograph, was a vision in orange, with an umbrella in a complementary gold color to shield himself from the intense sun.
cheers,
Arturo
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