For Yoga Crime Gazette
Excited shoppers are grabbing copies of the newest tabloid newspaper to hit supermarket checkout stands. What surprised most market analysts, is how successful this paper appears to be in the crowded tabloid market. When asked about the apparent success of the tabloid, the publisher and editor Guru YogaDawg explained, “Well, with only about 127 women left in the country not doing Yoga, how could this paper not be a success? Everyone has wanted an alternative to the stodgy magazine, Yoga Journal. Now that they have it and they can’t get enough of it!”
World Yoga News features articles from around the Yoga world and even outer space which no other media will touch or report on. In-depth Yoga reporting covers such stories as:
Autopsied Alien Discovered in Love Triangle with Rodney Yee and Colleen Saidman
Patabbhi Jois takes up Pilates
Seane Corn cuts her Hair
Elvis seen with Buddha at Los Vegas Nightclub
Shiva Rea Lost in Space during Dance Trance Workshop
Baron Baptiste removes his Bandana
Dalie Lama Quits. Becomes a Ski Bum in Aspen
National Enquirer has countered this threat to its tabloid empire by added an all new Yoga celebrity section.
Praise for World Yoga News
George Bush – At last a newspaper that doesn’t make me feel stupid and doesn’t trash any of my policies.
Dick Chaney – Shut up George and stop saying stupid shit!
Rodney Yee – Do you think that love triangle will hurt my video sales?
Colleen Saidman - Shut up Rodney and get into Childs pose.
Harry Potter – YogaDawg makes Yoga more fun then Quidditch.
JK Rowling – Shut up Harry. I knew I should have killed your ass off in the last book...