MY ITCHY THIRD EYE

First off, be aware that like the Yin and the Yang, the Alpha and the Omega, you will be confronted with the polar opposites of students in ...

You will recognize this student by their top of the line Yoga mat, name brand spandex yoga shorts with matching Yoga tee shirt and Om symbol...

This student will often be confused with the Spoiler, as they also will have a top of the line Yoga mat, name brand spandex Yoga shorts with...

The Eye is at class not to do Yoga, but to lurk and leer. They will have read somewhere, most likely on the Internet that Yoga classes have ...

The Matriarch is the mate of the Old Fart. She will be a trillion years old. In class, she will tsk, tsk under her breath, have an air of co...

Most likely wandered in the class thinking it was the senior citizen center. Please help him find his way back home. Inner Dialog: Where am...

The Shirtless One is the bane of Yoga students and teachers alike. This dreaded student is naturally a male. With the first drop of swear, t...

Freddie Hobert For Yoga Magazine Institute Men will be able to get a fresh perspective on the Yoga world around them this month thanks to th...

As a Yoga studio owner, the Yoga studio shop is where you will want to lavish the most attention and care. This will be your perennial mone...

As you continue your journey as a Yogi, you will begin to seek out interesting and enlightened Yoga studios. The location of these Yoga stud...

Yoga studios are established on every other block (usually next to the Starbucks). The artists move out because they can no longer afford to...

YogaDawg will now guide you through Yoga Nidra. If you have trouble sleeping, please refer to the video below (Don't laugh, this is ser...

YogaDawg will now introduce you to your Yoga teachers and explain their personal styles and proclivities. As you learn about Yoga teachers a...

The Facilitator will ask you your name before class, smile at you, ask if you have any injuries, use your name over and over and address you...

This type of teacher will do all they can to have physical contact with you. They will call this an "adjustment". If you are avers...

Otherwise known as the Tinkerer. You will recognize the High Tech teacher by the head phones they will be wearing as they enter the class. T...

The Clueless These are new teachers who have graduated from one of the many teacher training courses that Yoga studios offer. The course wi...

Wavy Garcia For SF Yoga In one of the more extreme responses to the global warming crisis, practicing Yoga in a “hot” studio may be relegate...

The interior design of this type of studio is a drug-induced, psychotic, psychedelic nightmare that will pound your retina and brain into su...

The Eco Haven follows the guidelines set forth in the EcoYoga Association’s guide to ‘green’, ecologically sound and sustainable resource Yo...